Holy Tornado

To see the soul of your comrade listen carefully to his music.

Monday, January 09, 2006

THREE WISHES

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU ASK FOR!
A man found a lamp, rubbed it and a genie came out and said, "you have three wishes." The guy is delighted and said, "Oh Boy! I want a beautiful mansion on a cliff overlooking the ocean. ZAP! He was in it.
The genie said, "you have two more wishes" and he said, "WOW, give me a new black BMW with high class stereo system, and Zap! he is driving down the road in it.

Feeling exhilerated over his new situation, he turns up the stereo and begins to sing along. "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner.............."